Not Me! Monday
Posted on May 11th, 2009. 
Here we go again with my list of things I certainly was not doing this past week! If you want to read what everyone else has not been doing then head over to My Charming Kids and find out!
I did not plan a coffee date with a friend at the Starbucks in my town in an attempt to see one of the Jonas Brothers that was spotted there the week before. Afterall, I’m not 14 so why would I do such a ridiculous thing?! Not me!
Last week I decided I would start playing the Grocery Game again. For those of you that don’t know what this is it’s just a list, a bunch of coupons and a lot of savings! Anyways, I take saving money seriously but I would never get in an argument with a non-English speaking cashier at Kroger over one of my coupons! Not me!!
One of my children (who will remain nameless) is notorious for being caught eating straight from his nose! Yes, disgusting! I’ve tried everything to get him to stop but I did not tell him this week that I was taking him to the doctor to get a shot that makes kids stop eating from their noses! Not me!
I have a pretty busy schedule and sometimes I loose track of time and find myself running out the door to get someone somewhere on time! This week we were rushing out the door to get middle boy to school when I decided to run use the bathroom on the way out. I was not in such a hurry that I left the light off and did not look down to notice that the seat had been left up. That was not me that screamed and fell into the toilet! Nope, not me!
I did not feed my children Fruit Loops for dinner last night because I was “taking a break” on Mother’s Day. Not me!
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Great Not Me’s!! Don’t you hate that from their nose to their mouth phase!! If only there really was a shot for it!! And Fruit Loops are good for you…think of all the calcium they got from the milk!! Have a great week!
i love you, Kelli Jones. I just love you! Absolutely hilarious!
That’s better than sitting down to pee and the lid is down. :~) Not me! I have never done that!